So....Today....Today is.....Today is the greatest da-a-a-ay.....

-= ANNNND *cut Smashing Pumpkins* =-

Today is Tuesday. Tuesdays come before Wednesday, usually. And Wednesday, for me, is the hardest day of the week. Wednesday is the day when my mind, of its own free will and choice, automatically jumps the proverbial gutter and heads straight for the cesspool. Translation: on Wednesday, everything is crass innuendo. "Somebody's tipping my bowl!" = stupid laughter. Sudden Onset Wednesdayitis or SOW for short, is currently the bane of my existence. "Hey, Chels! I like your hat!" gets the response: "Oooh...hey, hey, thanks for that. I like YOUR hat too! *wink wink, nudge nudge*" It's really rather annoying. SOW is a disease that's rapidly sweeping the nation. An epidemic, if you will.

And apparently the only cure is stupid movies, infecting someone you know, and hanging out with the others who have been quarantined.

All in all....SOW is far more trouble than its worth, but if you ever need inside jokes, share it with a friend.

Mlehhhhhh....

Sometimes my whole week is a Wednesday.